I AM ON A PEACOCK ROLLDrew this the other day on the plane, one of several headcanons I have for the goat and the bird:
Shen and the Soothsayer would have the same reaction if they saw Po cram 40 bean buns in his mouth.
“I hardly see the point in such a disgusting conte-“
“Hush and be a good guest!
“This is ridiculous! Are you even seeing this? Blatant disregard for basic etiquette, he would have been thrown out of the imperial court by now-“
“Unfortunately yes, now quiet!”
“This is a waste of- WHY ARE YOU STILL GORGING YOURSELF YOU FILTHY PANDA?!”
“Why… why would you do this…”
BRILLIANT. I can really see this happening!