Alfred Goddamn Pennyworth, He will fuck your shit up!
relevant to this:
ANONYMOUS ASKED: ok but seriously why is alfred your favorite batman character? that’s stupid.
And then serve you tea afterwards.
Alfie likes his shotgun
Damn straight. Hell, sometimes if the enemy is extra special (such as, an alien guest-star from an inter-company crossover), he’ll just upgrade to MUSKET:
It’s the “big bully” that takes this from “classic Alfred awesomeness” to “one of the most goddamn awesome Alfred Pennyworth moments ever.”
