Olivia Baggins
We never go out and never have any adventures.
I have no idea what his family name is, so, uh…Amanda, Bride-of-Lord-Shen? Amanda Peacock? IDEK.
…Oh, terrific. Now I’m married to a psychopath. Well at least we’ll be the envy of everyone else in the province when Chinese New Year rolls around, what with the fireworks.
Which was just yesterday, incidentally. HAPPY NEW YEAR, CRAZY HUSBANDO.
