Knock Out. STOP THAT. You’re four times my size and made of metal. Stop being so goddamn attractive, it’s giving me feels. I mean you’re supposed to be asexual for fuck’s sake.
(oops, irony)Well, your race is essentially asexual but you yourself, are seriously metro. And obviously “gender” doesn’t matter much to you. (The way you wolf whistled at Optimus? So delightfully inappropriate! :3) Speaking of— that Decepticon with an automobile kink thing you’ve got going? That’s kind of hot too, so just stop it. And the snark? The delicious smirking? Nope, Can’t have that either. Too dangerous. It’s making me really not care that you are quite nefarious. Actually… maybe I kind of like that too.What is it with me and bad men!?
And falling for fangirl/boy bait!Knock Out Y U NO stop being attractive like heck?! Thanks to you knock Out I have a new catchphrase called “God dang it Knock Out!”. If anyone wants to use this catchphrase every time Knock Out acts attractive go ahead.