To start us all off. A classic Norman (and Harry) moment from Untold Tales of Spider-Man #8.
(Yeah, the kids at school think it must be pretty great to be the son of Norman Osborn.)
Harry: Dad? Dad? Please, dad—(But sometimes…)
Norman: BLAST IT! He failed! He failed! I gave him everything he needed and he just wasn’t good enough! First the Scorcher, now the Headsman! They don’t have my brains— my ability! Well, no more delegating power— from now on, I go with my first instincts!
I’ll use the equipment myself! I’ll become the equal of Spider-Man— no, the superior! All I need… all I need is the right face to present to the world — the right identity—
(Sometimes…)
Harry: — Why won’t you let me in?