something-even-lighter-than-air:
See this BAMF?
Bitch, this is Toph, the greatest earthbender in the world.
Yeah you better fucking run. Jk, keep listening.
K so she’s blind, so her dumbass parents thought that her being blind meant that she needed to be locked up forever, being all fragile and shit.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no. This bitch fucking snuck out all the time to go fight in Earth Rumbles, which are like boxing tornaments, but with earthbending.
And guess what? She was a motherfucking champion.
Don’t forget, she’s blind. So she can fucking see you.
Does that scare you?
It should. She can sense everything by feeling their vibrations in the earth.
Remember when I told you to run before? Lol that’d be useless.
So, piss her off and you’re screwed.
Oh yeah and she found a way to bend metal. METAL.
Don’t even get me started on her attitude. This girl is so fucking badass and hysterical too. Now you wish you were her best friend?
Yeah me too.