Monkey: SNEAK ATTACK!!!!
Shifu: Monkey, sneak attacks don’t work if you yell it out loud.
incorrect-kungfupanda-quotes: Monkey: SNEAK ATTACK!!!!Shifu: Monkey, sneak attacks don’t work if ...
incorrect-kungfupanda-quotes: Shen : I wouldn’t call it a war, exactly. That suggests both sides...
Shen : I wouldn’t call it a war, exactly. That suggests both sides stand an equal chance of winning.
incorrect-kungfupanda-quotes: Soothsayer : Feels like you’re being a little harsh.Shen : Thanks,...
Soothsayer : Feels like you’re being a little harsh.
Shen : Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I’ll turn it up.
ani-dragmire: 4.Favorite secondary characterWolf Boss, es...
4.Favorite secondary character
Wolf Boss, es tan..me encanta! y mas cuando Lord Shen se le queda viendo bien feo cuando le habla del año del pavo real jajaja
jess-b-xo: i feel like something that just gets completely glossed over in infinity war is the fact...
i feel like something that just gets completely glossed over in infinity war is the fact that tony stark figures out how the q-ship works in Literal Seconds ??? he takes One Look at it and just casually states that the ship is on auto pilot and on a self-directing course. and dr strange asks tony if HE can get them home. he can see that tony actually Knows His Shit and defers to TONY, putting his trust in him. and then in their next scene we see that tony Knows what to do in order to steer the ship to land them on titan??? and directs peter on what to do in order to help him steer it. and just wow i stan A Genius. oh and also bear in mind that tony is like,,, Shit Scared Of Space And Aliens??? and was fighting back an anxiety attack on the ship. yet he was out here figuring out how alien technology works and deciding to go to titan to come face-to-face with the source of his PTSD ????
thebookofavenging: heyokay163: *deep inhale* tONY STARK IS NOT...
melty-artz:My social media profile pics needed an update:...
My social media profile pics needed an update: needless to say I’m obsessed with Tony’s look in Infinity War right now- *^*
cami-chats: Rhodey to Pepper about Tony: Yeah he really fucked up I kinda want to punch him. Rhodey...
Rhodey to Pepper about Tony: Yeah he really fucked up I kinda want to punch him.
Rhodey to the Avengers about Tony: He is an Angel™ who is always right and I will Fight You over this.
realsashafierce: what? i’m sorry, i can’t hear you over the fact that Tony Stark is in 5 out of the...
what? i’m sorry, i can’t hear you over the fact that Tony Stark is in 5 out of the 6 MCU movies that grossed over a billion dollars (including one of his solo films which earned more than a certain Avengers-lite movie, that also happened to feature him lol) OR that he is in 6 out of the top 10 highest grossing superhero filmsof all time(he played a rather small, for his standards anyway, role in HOCO but the marketing said otherwise
plus his presence played a role in stopping what some people were calling “Spider-Man fatigue”) OR that the Iron Man trilogy is the highest grossing trilogy in the MCU (no, the Avengers is not a trilogy) OR that Iron Man (2008) has a 94% in Rotten Tomatoes, bested only by the legendary Black Panther (97%) 😊😊😊
tonystarkdefensesquadmember: attemptingauthor: @ marvel let tony stark take a nap or something @...
@ marvel let tony stark take a nap or something
@ marvel and make sure you trick tony into taking one bc we all know he won’t in any other case
bluovi: Lil sketcheroo of these precious humans ;-; (@oviyas.art...
infini-tree: i remembered my evil/jadeswap au!oogway and finally...
i remembered my evil/jadeswap au!oogway and finally designed the kai amulet lmao
basically the au boils down to: what if oogway was the one that went mad with qi power as opposed to kai. as a result of his near death experience, oogway pretty much dived headfirst into study qi with way too much zeal to be considered healthy. kai doesn’t say anything at the time bc he didnt think much of it
his armor is made out of his former army’s collective qi. as a result of that abomination to mankind he started forming jade spikes on his shell and also on his head. the aforementioned is what makes up his qinglong ji, which can be used as a melee weapon or what amounts as a magic blaster. he can also collect the ambient qi in an area to give a minor buff
he’s equal opportunity when it comes to stealing people’s qi as he does recognize that non-masters/fighters can have strong qi as well. and if not, they can provide information as he can parse through the amulets’ memories (up to a point). and if not that, well power’s power. he keeps all the amulets on his sash… things??
jadeswap au, flowerghost tag, did i just rehash my old jade petrification au headcanons??, heck yeah i did.
infini-tree: Your fate is up to you now! draws goat mom as...
c3 soothsayer? :v
(omG this is the best drawing of Soothsayer I’ve done so far :0 )
infini-tree:literally how i draw sheep is “fail tremendously at...
(っ´▽`)っ FLUFFY DRABBLE༼ つ ▀̿_▀̿ ༽つ FRIENDSHIP DRABBLE May I have both please?
“…What are you doing?”
It had never occurred to the Five that Po could wake up before the bell. Even with the whole Tai Lung incident being literally only being resolved a few days ago, and he had the natural talent for kung fu, they were still going off of their first impression of him
Po looked up from the boiling pot of something he had been meticulously putting spices in. “Makin’ breakfast, what does it look like I’m doing?”
infini-tree: me: seeing as the four constellations’ qi were...
me: seeing as the four constellations’ qi were found under the panda village, theyre probably also pandas
also me, holding up bei: but softshell turtle gorl…………
anyway, this is less of a speculation, but more of me just wanting to design characters with the four constellations as a motif bc honestly?? i just wanted a really good excuse to make more oc’s.
they’re all jade palace students– circa 450-ish years before the events of the movies happen, so theyre an early group and therefore know abt all that stuff regarding oogway being an ex-general (some more than others). while i think at the end they had to part ways to do their own thing, they still kept in touch
more info under the cut
infini-tree: soothsayer is not a hat person– she’s got enough...
soothsayer is not a hat person– she’s got enough on her head as it is. but they do taste good
this is also ur friendly reminder that the soothsayer is
essentiallya witch
i mean. she has divination powers without knowing how to do kung fu, /be a master, which is honestly a feat when everyone is kung fu fighting in this universe.
ani-dragmire: “Awesome” @kayaotic-universe Ohman, this reminds...
“Awesome”
Ohman, this reminds me of this one Kung Fu Panda AU plotbunny I have.